Dearest Bakon Vodka,
You motherfucker. All high and mighty....sitting, perched on the fridge.
You think you are so fucking cool with your K. I mean let's get real here. You look like you belong in a Swedish dance club. And what is with that logo? Is that supposed to be the fat of the bacon. YEA, GOOD CALL. Who was the shit show who designed that? Who gave that the green light? YES. WEIRD VAG LOOKING LOGO FTW. no. NO. Horrible!
Go to hell,
A Salty Hooker